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STORIES OF CAKE ANGST

Painting cakes may seem glamorous to you, hobnobbing with people of Technicolor, being flown to exotic locations like Switzerland and San Diego notwithstanding, truth be known it is not all pretty. Read these stories and you will feel my enormous pain. You will hear about my too serious to be diagnosed neuroses which surface (for one) every time I set the oven to 350 ℉

JUST CLICK THE MAGENTA LINKS DIANA ROSS In the shower, performing my stellar rendition of Send in the Clowns, the phone rings. I run to answer it, and it's Diana Ross calling from Switzerland. LIBERACE I am the cake designer bon vivant. My mother Lil wanted me to become a doctor or a lawyer because we're Jewish. MALCOLM FORBES Cast of Characters: Moi, cakebaker to the stars Malcolm Forbes, famed rich partygiver Elizabeth Taylor, cleopatra MADONNA I did Madonna twice. Her cake, that is. The first time was in the early eighties. I didn't even know who Madonna was. I wasn't as hip then as I am now JAMES TAYLOR Just because you live in a place where the sky is clear and magical and the mountains majestic and mysterious, does not mean you are living in a state of constant bliss and inner peace.

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